Made A Big Impact
(A nine-year-old girl I babysit is an avid cartoonist and enjoys making up new characters. Since her superheroes are kids, most of her other characters are small as well. Unlike this one:)
Girl: “The Monkey-Faced Chimp Boy is like the size of… [My Name]!”
Me: “Is that big or little?”
Girl: “… BIG.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?