Madam Or Mad-Ma’am?

(My head chef and kitchen manager is helping serve customers in line at the bistro, as it is very busy and we weren’t expecting it to be.)

Chef: “Here we are. Sorry about the wait, madam; we’ve had quite a night.”

Customer: “DO I LOOK LIKE A MADAM TO YOU? DO YOU THINK I RUN A BROTHEL?!”

(Safe to say, that topped off the night.)