A New Spin On Potty Training

(I am 26, and my brother and youngest sister are 10 and 8, and well into the ‘potty humor’ phase. After putting up with yet another round of fart jokes, I turn to our dad.)

Me: “Dad, I realize this is going on 20 years too late, but I am really sorry for my potty humor phase when I was that age.”

Dad: “[My Name]… s*** happens.”