Lycan Subscribe To That Theory
I’m making small talk with a customer while I am applying a tattoo.
Me: “This is your fifth tattoo, yeah?”
Customer: “That’s right.”
Me: “So you don’t need me to explain the procedure of keeping the skin clean and how to avoid infection as the skin heals?”
Customer: “Yeah, you’re good. My skin heals super-fast anyway. Good genetics.”
Me: “That’s… cool. You must be descended from Wolverine!” *Laughs.*
Customer: “Oh, is that because if you go far back enough, we all came from wolves?”
Me: “Uh… that’s dogs. And I was talking about Wolverine, the character. The one who has super-fast healing?”
Customer: “Oh. I thought we all came from wolves. I hear that from my friends all the time.”
Me: “Maybe start fact-checking your friends…?”
