Lucky If He Has A Bush Garden Snake

| Romantic | January 19, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed, ready to go to sleep.)

Me: “Goodnight.”

Boyfriend: “Goodnight. Don’t let the underwear fairy bite.”

Me: “What does that mean?”

Boyfriend: “The underwear fairy will come and steal your underwear right off your butt while you’re sleeping!”

Me: “What about your underwear?”

Boyfriend: “Oh, they won’t mess with mine.”

Me: “Why not?”

Boyfriend: “Because they’ll think there’s an anaconda living in there.”

Me: *facepalm*

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