Lucky If He Has A Bush Garden Snake
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed, ready to go to sleep.)
Me: “Goodnight.”
Boyfriend: “Goodnight. Don’t let the underwear fairy bite.”
Me: “What does that mean?”
Boyfriend: “The underwear fairy will come and steal your underwear right off your butt while you’re sleeping!”
Me: “What about your underwear?”
Boyfriend: “Oh, they won’t mess with mine.”
Me: “Why not?”
Boyfriend: “Because they’ll think there’s an anaconda living in there.”
Me: *facepalm*
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
