Lowest Common Denominator: Found
(This exchange happened between two coworkers.)
Waitress: “I need a fourth of a chicken to go, please.”
Cook: “Okay, a quarter chicken it is!”
Waitress: “NO! I ASKED FOR A FOURTH!”
Cook: “A quarter and a fourth are the same thing.”
Waitress: “Oh… is there another word for a half?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?