Lower The Alert To Dress-Con 3

(A friend of mine finds a prom dress she loves freshman year, decides to buy it, and keep it for her senior year. However, during senior year, she finds another dress she loves. She buys it, too, and wears one for pictures, the other for dancing, and has a few wardrobe changes throughout the evening. As she is coming out of the bathroom after one of these changes, she runs into the chaperoning vice principal.)

Vice Principal: “Oh, that dress is yours?”

Friend: “It has been all night.”

Vice Principal: *into his walkie-talkie* “Call off the search.”

Friend: “Search for what?”

Vice Principal: “When you find a dress with no student in it, you don’t draw innocent conclusions.”

(He had seen the empty dress while dancing, and assumed some hanky panky was going on somewhere!)