Lower Forms Of Communication
Romantic
| December 9, 2016
(The guy I have been dating has just gotten out of the shower while I am still washing my hair.)
Guy: *unintelligible noise*
Me: “Hm?”
Guy: “Well, I mean I just farted, if that’s what you’re asking about.”
Me: *hysterical laughter* “I thought you were saying something to me!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
