Low-Cut High Achievers

| Related | June 27, 2013

(My brother is graduating from high school. I wear a low-cut dress to the ceremony. Because I am running late, I forget to wear the camisole that I usually wear to keep this dress from being too revealing. As such, I am rather exposed for most of the event, until my mom has the idea to use one of my earrings as a pin. We are recounting the story to my 85-year-old grandmother on the way home.)

Me: “So the whole time my chest was hanging out, and there was nothing I could do about it!”

Grandma: “And here I thought they were clapping for the graduates.”

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