Loving Her Is A No-Brainer
(We are lying down next to one another. My boyfriend had been stroking my hair, then pauses with his arm resting across my neck/throat.)
Boyfriend: “I love you.”
Me: “I love you too baby, but you’re kind of choking me right now. Well, not really cutting off oxygen, but cutting off the blood flow to my brain.”
Boyfriend: “That’s okay; you think too much.”
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