Loves Swell, From Hell
Me: “I love you a lot.”
Boyfriend: “I love you like a penguin loves his waddling.”
Me: “I love you like your rabbit loves clementines.”
Boyfriend: “I love you like Jack the Ripper loves the ladies of the night.”
Me: “…I’m not sure I want to be loved in that way.”
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