Loves Swell, From Hell

| Romantic | May 10, 2012

Me: “I love you a lot.”

Boyfriend: “I love you like a penguin loves his waddling.”

Me: “I love you like your rabbit loves clementines.”

Boyfriend: “I love you like Jack the Ripper loves the ladies of the night.”

Me: “…I’m not sure I want to be loved in that way.”

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