Lover From Another Mother

| Portland, OR, USA | Romantic | May 27, 2012

(We are cuddling and thinking about getting intimate. It should be noted, I was his first.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, little woman.”

Me: “Little woman? Don’t you usually call me little girl? Or are you saying you want to make a woman out of me?”

Boyfriend: “Mm, baby. I want to make a woman out of the woman who made a man out of me.” *pause* “Hey, that sounds like a country song. Or something Oedipus would say.”

Me: “Eww.”

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