Lovecraft Had Nothing On This Non-Euclidian Nightmare

I work in a large IKEA and I overhear this from a family entering the store. The mom is talking to her teenage children about the grandmother.

Mom: “Keep an eye on grandma! You know how she likes to wander.”

Teenager: “It’s fine, Mom, she’ll just end up at the exit like the rest of us.”

Mom: “This is IKEA! There is no exit! Only infinite corridors of flatpack boxes where it IS possible to get lost and die so please… keep an eye on grandma.”