Love You Infinity Plus One

(I’ve started over with an ex that I never really got over. It should be noted that I am NOT a very romantic person.)

Me: “I love you.”

Boyfriend: “Love you more.”

Me: “Not possible. My love for you is infinite and unconditional.”

Boyfriend: “Prove it.”

Me: “I never stopped loving you and never will. You’re such a kind, gentle person that I can’t help loving you. You are patient, intelligent, and funny. You make me feel like I am the most special woman in the world. You aren’t perfect and you don’t pretend to be.”

(Pause.)

Me: “Shall I go on?”

Boyfriend: “No… I should have conceded long ago on this subject.”