Love Versus Physics

| USA | Romantic | March 7, 2013

(I’m talking to my girlfriend on Skype.)

Girlfriend: “If the stars fell, I would catch one and give it to you.”

Me: “Aw.”

Me: “But uh…”

Me: “That would kill me.”

Me: “…and you.”

Girlfriend: “Why?”

Me: “And everyone on Earth.”

Girlfriend: “Oh.”

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