Love Versus Physics
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| March 7, 2013
(I’m talking to my girlfriend on Skype.)
Girlfriend: “If the stars fell, I would catch one and give it to you.”
Me: “Aw.”
Me: “But uh…”
Me: “That would kill me.”
Me: “…and you.”
Girlfriend: “Why?”
Me: “And everyone on Earth.”
Girlfriend: “Oh.”
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