Love To Be Upset
(I have a bit of a temper that I try and compensate for by saying “sweet” things in order to not yell. I have just caught my two-year-old with something potentially dangerous.)
Me: “No, no! This is a no-no!” *I take the object away*
Son: *puts his hands on his hips and grits his teeth* “Sweetie! I love you!” *stomps away*
Husband: “Well, at least he picked up that that means you’re upset at him.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?