Love The Art, Hate His Parts
(A young woman walks up to the registers with a book.)
Customer: “I’d like to return this notebook.”
Me: “Is there something wrong with it?”
Customer: “Yes, there’s a naked man on the front cover.”
Me: “Uh, that’s Leonardo Da Vinci’s, Vitruvian Man.”
Customer: “He’s naked.”
Me: “It’s a five-hundred-year-old drawing.”
Customer: *hissing* “HE’S NAKED.”
Me: “…would you like store credit?”
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