Love Takes Groot

(My boyfriend and I were cuddling in a way that had me wrapped around him like a koala bear.)

Me: “I’m koala-hugging you!”

Boyfriend: “You’re what?”

Me: “Koala-hugging you. I’m wrapped around you like a koala, and you’re my eucalyptus tree.”

Boyfriend: “So you’re a koala now, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, and it makes sense. You keep me calm, I cling to you, you make me happy and normal… You don’t get me high, though.”

Boyfriend: “Well, if I’m a tree, do you know what that means?”

Me: “No, what?”

Boyfriend: “I AM GROOT!”