Love Potions

(We went to a shop last night, and I found real vanilla beans. They come in a test-tube type container. We return home from all of our errands, and are putting things away. I walk up to my husband and hold out the vanilla.)

Me: “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper… in death.”

Husband: “I’ve been waiting all night for you to do that!”

Me: “You know me so well!”