Love Potions
(We went to a shop last night, and I found real vanilla beans. They come in a test-tube type container. We return home from all of our errands, and are putting things away. I walk up to my husband and hold out the vanilla.)
Me: “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper… in death.”
Husband: “I’ve been waiting all night for you to do that!”
Me: “You know me so well!”