Love Me Tender, Love Me Poo
(My boyfriend and I are at his place. He has been in the toilet for 45 minutes.)
Boyfriend: “Sorry, I was gone so long. I did the biggest poo ever!”
Me: *silent*
Boyfriend: “What? I named it after you. Want to give it a proper send off?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?