Love Me Tender, Love Me Poo

| Romantic | January 24, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are at his place. He has been in the toilet for 45 minutes.)

Boyfriend: “Sorry, I was gone so long. I did the biggest poo ever!”

Me: *silent*

Boyfriend: “What? I named it after you. Want to give it a proper send off?”

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