Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air

| Romantic | December 15, 2011

(I am talking with my boyfriend about the special occasion wine I got him for his birthday.)

Boyfriend: “One of these winter nights we’ll sit in front of the fireplace upstairs. Just the two of us.”

Me: “Aww!”

Boyfriend: “With this wine.”

Me: “And some treats?”

Boyfriend: “And some treats, and some music. *kisses me*

Me: “Aww!”

(He farts.)

Me: “Uugh!”

Boyfriend: “What? I can’t have you overflowing with romantic stuff! I had to bring you down a notch, for safety!”

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