Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 4
(My boyfriend and I are browsing in a small antique shop. There are only two other customers and they are having a chat to the lady at the counter. I quickly approach my boyfriend.)
Me: “Quick, we have to leave this shop!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Because I just farted, and if we leave now the people over there will think it was one of them!”
Boyfriend: “…I love you, baby.”
(We quickly leave. Since then, whenever one of us says ‘We have to leave!’ we know that they’ve farted.)
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