Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 3

(It is very early in our relationship, before we are comfortable farting in front of one another. My boyfriend is visiting me while I am at college. I am living in the dorm, so he is sleeping on the floor while I sleep in the tiny bed.)

Boyfriend: “You know you farted in your sleep last night?”

Me: “I fart in my sleep all the time.”

Boyfriend: “I looked over because I thought you’d woken up and done it on purpose, and a smile slowly spread across your face.”