Love Is Only Skin-Deep

Husband: *grabbing me as I’m walking past* “I need love!”

Me: “What did you do with the the love I gave you five minutes ago?”

Husband: “I used it for something. I need more.”

Me: “Exactly what are you using my love for?”

Husband: “It’s exfoliating!”

Me: “Are you saying my love is an abrasive substance, capable of removing dead skin?”

Husband: “Yes.”