Love Is Not Easily Provoked
(I’m gay. My boyfriend has come in to pick me up after work.)
My Boyfriend: “Hey baby, ready to go?”
Mother: “How dare you flaunt that in front of my child! Who do you think you are? How dare you!”
Her Daughter: “But mommy! They’re in love!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?