Love Is Dead

| Romantic | September 6, 2012

Boyfriend: *trying to be cute* “I love you with all my heart, soul, spirit, and mind.”

Me: “Well, I love you with all my toenails and hairs.”

Boyfriend: “You love me with all your dead cells?”

Me: “Yes. That means I love you with the whole top layer of my skin, too.”

Boyfriend: “Um, thanks? That’s the… most romantic thing I’ve ever heard?”

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