Love Is Dead
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| September 6, 2012
Boyfriend: *trying to be cute* “I love you with all my heart, soul, spirit, and mind.”
Me: “Well, I love you with all my toenails and hairs.”
Boyfriend: “You love me with all your dead cells?”
Me: “Yes. That means I love you with the whole top layer of my skin, too.”
Boyfriend: “Um, thanks? That’s the… most romantic thing I’ve ever heard?”
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