Love Is Dead, Part 2
(My boyfriend has not been sleeping well recently and has been extremely tired all day. We get home from dinner and he’s half-awake on the couch on his phone. I’m online, enjoying some funny pictures.)
Me: *turning around to face him* “I thought you’d like— Oh, wow, you look dead.”
Boyfriend: “I can just feel the love and warmth radiating off you.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?