Love Is A Game

| Related | January 28, 2015

(My sister is playing a popular video game. The game lets you get married, but unfortunately her in-game husband is glitched, which causes him to take off running to lord knows where every in-game day. She’s just arrived back at her house and sees him taking off.)

Me: “Whoop, there he goes.”

Sister: “You know, I think that’s the first time I’ve seen him in a while. He’s always gone by the time I get home.”

Me: “I guess he sobered up and realized he was married to you and decided to take a run for it while he had the chance.”

Sister: “I like to think he gets drunk every morning and takes off running screaming, ‘Ahh! My marriage is chasing me!'”

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