Love Is A Battlefield

| Romantic | January 21, 2014

(I am preparing food in the kitchen, while my girlfriend is on the computer. I pass by her.)

Me: “I love you.”

Girlfriend: “I love you more.”

Me: “Love isn’t a competition, sweetie.”

Girlfriend: “Yes, it is. I’m winning.”

Me: “You know, it wouldn’t actually be a good thing if you loved me a lot more than I loved you, or vice versa. It isn’t healthy for a relationship to be unbalanced like that.”

Girlfriend: “That sounds like loser talk to me!”

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