Love In The Time Of Zombies

(I have just worked a night shift, getting to bed at 6 am. My partner wakes me at 9:30 to drive him to cricket.)

Me: “At least I’ll never have to ask what you’d do if I turned into a zombie. Look at me now. I am one!”

Partner: “Yeah, but you’re not ACTUALLY a zombie. If you were I’d shoot you in the face.”

Me: “Thanks… You know where this conversation is going, right?”