Love In The Time Of Flying Spaghetti Monsters

(I am chatting with my husband, who is currently deployed. We are both of the Pastafarian faith.)

Me: “The Jehovah’s Witness people stopped by before seven this morning. I couldn’t escape, because I was already on the porch closing windows. They asked me if I had found God. I said “Yes, the Pirate Fish showed me the way to the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory”. They promptly turned around and left. Ramen!”

Husband: “I… I love you.”