Love Hurts, Part 3
(I have a headache, so I mention this to my girlfriend.)
Me: “My head hurts.”
Girlfriend: “Where does it hurt?”
(I show her.)
Girlfriend: “That’s a tension headache. You just need to be distracted.”
(She then grabs my face and head butts me.)
Me: *stares at her* “What the f*** was that?”
Girlfriend: “Weren’t expecting that, were you!”
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