Love Hurts, Part 2

(My fiancé and I have just been intimate and are curled up in bed, trying to go to sleep. The reason that we stopped being intimate is because it started to hurt me. I try to be romantic and talk about our future marriage.)

Me: “I want to do this for the rest of my life.”

Fiancé: “What, make sweet love until it hurts and collapse in exhaustion on my shoulder?”

Me: “Something like that.”