Love Has You Whipped
Grocery Store | Romantic
| January 4, 2012
(My fiancé and I are standing in the dairy isle, looking at various products. The whipped cream draws my fiancé’s attention, so he walks over to it.)
Fiancé: *in a suggestive tone* “Hey, lovie! Look what I found.”
Me: *quite loudly* “You are not eating that off me!”
(There is an elderly man behind me, who I did not notice before.)
Elderly man: “Spoil sport!”
(I went blood red, and stomped off to the cereal isle with a laughing fiancé in tow.)
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