Love Has Its Pits And Misses

(My boyfriend has just gotten back home after a long day at work. He collapses on the bed next to me and groans.)

Me: “Aw, my poor babe.”

(He tries to nudge my arm around his shoulder so he can cuddle up next to me, but winds up somewhere else.)

Boyfriend: *lovingly* “Ah, there’s no place I’d rather be than here in your…armpit.”