Love Fu

(My girlfriend and I often text during the work day. We are mutually goofy.)

Me: “I love you, btw. So there.”

Girlfriend: “Oh, yeah? Well, I love you too! Take that!”

Me: “Ha! I think you’re awesome! Counter that!”

Girlfriend: “You brighten up my day! HI-YAH! Watchu got?”

Me: “You always make me smile! Hoo-ah! Testify!”

Girlfriend: “You do nothing but bring me joy! Also you’re damn gorgeous. Ooooh! How you feel now?”

Me: “Bring it, greatest source of joy in my life! Feel the loving pain.”

Girlfriend: “Yeah? Well, with you by my side I feel like I could take on the world! You make me want to be a better person!” *attack kisses* “That’s right. You feel my victory?”

Me: “What’s that? What’s that? Is that you trembling with the awesome knowledge that you are my sun and moon and stars? Oh yeah, you just got served!”