Love Defeats All

Romantic | February 1, 2013

(My boyfriend works at a software engineering company. There’s a really annoying girl who keeps bothering him. She comes over with an attitude.)

Annoying Girl: “You can’t use that software that way; it’s impossible!”

Boyfriend: “Well, a lot of people have told me things are impossible, but they all worked out in the end.”

Annoying Girl: “Name one!”

Boyfriend: *points at a picture of me* “You see that hot girl on the wall? That’s my girlfriend!”

Annoying Girl: *silent* “T-that’s personal!” *storms off*

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