Love Conquers All

| Romantic | July 9, 2012

(I have been having a discussion with my boyfriend about fictional men that I like a lot. These men tend to be extremely strong.)

Me: “Are you feeling a little inadequate now?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah. Yeah, a bit. I’m thinking about leaving the room.”

(I take his face into my hands and look deep into his eyes.)

Me: “You’re the best real man I’ve found so far.”

Boyfriend: “But, when you say stuff like that it makes me want to go start wars and destroy countries and stuff.”

Me: “You would destroy countries for me?”

Boyfriend: “Well, yeah.”

Me: *voice goes up a few octaves* “That’s so sweet!”

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