Love Can Get You All Choked Up

(My boyfriend and I are sitting on the couch together while a friend of ours is in the kitchen. My boyfriend gets up to go in the kitchen as well, and I stop him for a second.)

Me: “Hon, I want a pudding cup. Could you get me one, please?”

(I give him a pouty face.)

Boyfriend: “Psssh, you’ve never made me a sandwich! Why should I get you a pudding, huh?”

Me: “Hey, wait. I have so made you a sandwich!”

Friend: *from kitchen* “Yeah, but you never got around to making mine!”

(We all laugh, and a few moments later my boyfriend drops a pudding cup in my lap and sits back down.)

Boyfriend: “Here’s your stupid pudding, I hope you choke on it.”

(I eat it and lean on him after finishing, to whisper in his ear.)

Me: “I didn’t choke on my pudding. Sorry.”

Boyfriend: “It’s okay, there’s always next time.”