Love And Liquidation

| Romantic | October 10, 2013

(My long-distance girlfriend has very sensitive skin; so much so that stroking it will quickly cause her to lose track of what she is saying and go limp. We are talking via text message while I’m at work.)

Girlfriend: “Aah lurves joo.”

Me: “Ah lurves goo. That’s not an autocorrect; I just really appreciate goo.”

Girlfriend: “I… am glad? May the snot be with you?”

Me: “I shall now pet the puddle of [Girlfriend Name] goo.”

Girlfriend: “Hey! I am not even goo yet!”

Me: “Really? Well, can’t have that. Pettings will continue until liquidity improves.”

Girlfriend: “We have the weirdest flirting.”

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