Love All, Trust A Few, Do Wrong Unto Nun

| Romantic | August 14, 2013

(My boyfriend brings me out to dinner with his parents, his aunt, and her two friends, who turn out to be two visiting elderly nuns.)

Nun #1: “You both are so cute!”

Boyfriend: “Thank you.”

Nun #2: “What attractive siblings. Do you get along well?”

(My boyfriend and I share a look. We look nothing alike, given that I have red hair, and he has brown. We silently decide to go with it, since his parents aren’t correcting them either.)

Me: “That we do.”

Nun #1: “That’s good!”

(We get through dinner in silence. We both agree to this day we’re going to Hell for lying to two old lady nuns.)

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