Lost That Rat Race

| Romantic | January 27, 2016

(My fiancé has had a mouse in his house for several weeks. He has just killed it with a BB gun. He pulls it out to show me.)

Fiancé: *thumps chest* “Me big strong hunter. Me kill rat. You little woman. You cook rat.”

Me: “If I cook it, you have to eat it.”

Fiancé: *looks at the mouse then back at me* “How about if we go out to eat?”

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