Lost Its Charlotte Web Of Intrigue

| Learning | February 3, 2016

(During my senior year of high school, I was in a drama class. Our class was putting on a production of Charlotte’s Web. We are in rehearsals and this takes place during the scene that Homer Zuckerman is going to kill the pig Wilbur. I’m Homer. A majority of the students have disappeared or are goofing off.)

Drama Teacher: “Where is [Girl playing Fern]? And where the is [Boy playing Wilbur]? [My Name], have you seen them?”

Me: “I have no clue where [Girl playing Fern] is and last I saw [Boy playing Wilbur] he was heading into the gym.”

Drama Teacher: “F*** it. The pig dies. Everyone go home.”

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