Lost In Time With Tim Taylor, MC Hammer, And The Buckwheat Boyz

| Learning | August 14, 2013

(I am a teacher at a small specialized school. Some of the students hate authority, and could care less if they pass or fail.)

Student: “Is it time to go yet?”

Me: “No.”

Student: “What time is it?”

(I point to the analog clock on the wall, which is a couple of feet away from my face.)

Student: “I can’t read those clocks; just tell me what time it is.”

Me: “It’s tool time.”

Student: “Ha-ha, real funny. What time is it?”

Me: “Hammer time!”

Student: “Seriously! Just tell me what time it is!”

Me: “If you must know, it’s peanut butter jelly time!”

Student: “Ugh! You’re so annoying!”

(The student sits back down, and never pesters me about how much time is left again.)

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