Lost In Time And Retail Space
(I’ve worked in the store for over a year. It is 2010. There is also a small pin on my badge saying ‘serving you since 2008’.)
Customer: “Hi! Are you new? I haven’t seen you here before.”
Me: “Actually, no, I’ve worked here for a year and a half.”
Customer: “No way! I shop here everyday! I’ve never seen you!”
Me: “Sir, I assure you that I’ve worked here for that long. Look at my name badge.”
Customer: “I want to see your manager! You’re a liar! It says you’ve been here since 2008!”
Me: “I have.”
Customer: “Who did you steal that pin from?”
Me: “It’s mine.”
(My manager comes over.)
Manager: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “This girl is a liar! She says she worked here since 2008!”
Manager: “She has.”
Customer: “2008 hasn’t even happened yet!”