Loony About Astrology

(We’re at the point in a meeting where we’re discussing placement of volunteers at an event.)

Chair: “[Coworker #2] always wants to help out, but she’s been awfully unpredictable lately.”

Coworker #1: “Well, Mercury IS retrograde.”

Chair: “[Coworker #1], please. I’m a scientist… No, she’s just loony.”