Looks Pretty Emo

(My boyfriend’s style is typically gothic, meaning head-to-toe black with lots of studs, spikes, and chains. My style is eclectic, so sometimes I dress very preppy on purpose just for the fun on it.)

Me: “I love this.”

Boyfriend: “Dressing in all pink just to see the looks on people’s faces when we walk around together?”

Me: “Yes! It’s too funny. It doesn’t bug you, does it?”

Boyfriend: “H*** no! Do you have any idea how many times guys come up to me asking how someone like me scored someone like you?”

Me: “What do you tell them?”

Boyfriend: “It just depends. My favorites are ‘Shh, I’m kidnapping her’ and ‘I sold my soul to the Devil.'”