Looks Like Their Brains Started Vacation Early
I work in a hotel, and twice today I’ve had to deal with people who apparently booked their rooms whilst wearing blindfolds.
Guest #1: “Hi, I just reserved a room for the weekend, but I didn’t see what the total is. Can you tell me?”
Me: “Maybe. What’s your last name?”
She tells me.
Me: “That’s [Guest #1] with the smoking room with a double bed?”
Guest #1: “Oh, I didn’t want a smoking room.”
Me: “No problem. I can change that.”
Guest #1: “Thanks. What’s my total?”
Me: “It looks like you prepaid for your room, so it doesn’t actually give me that information. It should be in your confirmation email.”
Guest #1: “How do you not know how much I paid for my room?”
How do I not know? How do YOU not know? It’s your money!
Me: “It should be in your confirmation email.”
Guest #1: “I didn’t get one.”
Me: “Well, if you contact the company you booked through, they should be able to give you your total.”
Guest #1: “I don’t know who I booked through.”
Eventually, she figured out who she booked through. Then, started asking me about a local golf course and said she’d booked us because of our proximity to it. She asked specifically how far away we were from it. I wasn’t familiar with it, so I looked it up and told her it was a little over twenty minutes away. Then she just started to say, “Cancel, cancel, cancel,” like I was an automated phone system.
Sometime later, another guest came in.
Guest #2: “Hi. I need to cancel my reservation.”
Me: “All right, looks like you booked through a third party, so you’ll need to contact them for the cancellation.”
Guest #2: “Who did I book through?”
Me: “Uh, looks like [Redacted].”
Guest #2: “Yoda?”
Me: “No, [Redacted].”
Guest #2: “Doga?”
Me: “No, ma’am, [R-E-D-A-C-T-E-D].”
Guest #2: “…Goda?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?