Looks Like She’s One Of Today’s 10,000!, Part 3
My roommate is putting away trash. They have recently ordered an item that came in a large cardboard box.
Roommate: “The box doesn’t fit.”
Me: “Then make it smaller.”
Roommate: *Laughs.* “With what, a shrink ray?”
Me: “Uh… no, you just fold it.”
Roommate: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Wait, are you being serious?”
Roommate: “Are you?!”
I walk over, take the large cardboard box from her, and flatten it out. I then start folding it down.
Roommate: “You… you can do that?!”
Me: “You’re twenty-something years old and you’ve never folded a cardboard box down before?”
Roommate: “I… I didn’t know that was a thing!”
Me: “Wait, when you moved in, you had like twenty huge boxes. What happened to all those?”
Roommate: “I took them to the trash room downstairs.”
Me: “Without folding them down? So you walked them down… one at a time?”
Roommate: “…”
Me: “[Roommate], we live on the top floor and there’s no elevator. You did that twenty times?!”
Roommate: “At least I got my steps in!”
Related:
Looks Like She’s One Of Today’s 10,000!, Part 2
Looks Like She’s One Of Today’s 10,000!
