Looks Like ‘Celery’ Sticks

(On our tennis team, for introductions during matches against other schools, our captains will often introduce us with our nicknames.)

Captain: “Playing number five for [Our School], Celery Khatter.” *an obvious nickname*

Player From Opposing High School: “Is that really his name?”

Me: “Yes, obviously.”

(Later at the end of the match:)

Opposing High School Coach: “Good win, guys, and to Celery of [My High School] for a great and entertaining match.”